rapunzelvevo:

tips for going back to school:

  • just dont

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bondoge:

my tombstone will probably just say “ok”

(via humoristics)

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jaramo:

circumcisions:

do celebrities ever get called for jury duty? imagine having shaquille o’neal declare you guilty

get slammed in two courts at once

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clavid:

ay-drian:

hold up lemme just cut these fucking onions on the train

ok

she looks so stressed like if she doesn’t cut those onions jigsaw is going to make her cut off her leg

(via iamtucci)